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alice and hannah met in fifth grade in beginner
band playing saxaphone together.
- alice played baritone saxophone, and nicole plays trumpet, band geeks.
- they have been through many band names such as ... Weenies on parade, Joyride, Dinner Time, Lost Orange
Cat, Full Windsor, Chrystalena, The Morning Glories, The Beauty School Drop Outs, The Midols, The Jimmy Fun Kids, Succeeding
with No Confindence, Wink 183, Newfound Embarrassment, Absolute Zeros, The 13th Apostle, Fly Fatt Ass Fly, Brodie, Somebody's
Bitch ha ha ha, Apple Shampoo, Itchy Butt Rash, Virgins for life,
- hannah's toes are almost as long as her fingers, and she can write with her feet.
- alice can touch her nose with her tongue.
- alice is a lord of the rings and harry potter nerd.
- they can all read.
- seventeen is hannah's lucky number.
- alice's birthday is in the song Walk By by Good Charlotte.... october 9th
- Hannah is an only child
- alice, Nicole, and Emma wish they were only children
- hannah chews her orange juice... she likes the extra pulpy kind.
- alice doesn't stir her yogurt
- nicole is puerto rican but she doesnt speak spanish
- alice writes with her pen/pencil in between her pointer and middle finger
- adam from home grown has contacted us through email o0o0o0o0oh!
- one of hannah and alice's goals for life is to breed a teacup poodle with a pomeranian-creating the
tiniest ball of fluff known to man, then naming it neeplay (spanish sounding for nipple)
- We are Jordan's (from New Found Glory) girlfriends, we have a pizza box to prove it
- Alice's friend Amy has a third nipple, and she's felt it
- Alice's french teacher has one lung and a lazy eye
- hannah and alice can lick their own nipples
- the band has an addiction to kettle corn.
- hannah has an unhealthy obsession with her boobs...if you couldn't tell already
- alice's car is named "the semen demon" and hannah's car is named "coocher." or the "cooch mobile",
Emma drives the"Emo van". Nicole doesn't have a car....or a license...lazy puerto rican
- Nicole and Alice can both cross one eye at a time..ewwwwwww
- Nobody's Girlfriend is the skankiest buncha hoes in the New Hampshire rock bizzzzzznaaaaaaaaaas
- Some of NGF"S mottos are "Hump em and dump em","Hate the boys, love the cock", "Do it fer yer Mom","Fuck
you and your mom" (created by alice) "Save the Duck-Billed Platypus".....platypus?
- Alice's favorite animal is the giraffe, Nicole loves monkeys, Emma likes sloths (self-representation) and
Hannah loves moose ass hahahahahahahaha...we can tell who made this one up tee hee
- Nicole does not fart...or poop..that is why she is full of shit
- Alice and Hannah and Emma on the other hand, fart and poop way too much
- Coffee is Emma's diharretic...meaning it makes her SHIT
- The girls are obsessed with poo poo and pee pee and wee wees he he he..big emphasis on the wee wees
- The band loves skateboarders....mmmmm skaters want to touch
- The band loves piercings...and tattoos and long shaggy emo hair mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
sooooo...if you're a shaggy emo haired skateboarder with piercings and tattoos (and an irish accent if you're interested in
alice) let's hook up! and if you have friends or twin brothers. Look us up
- Hannah can fit a whole plum in her mouth
- Hannah can also fit inside her dryer
- Nicole only wears boycut underwear..stolen from little eight year olds she has seduced on the bus...just
kidding
- Alice and Emma both have one boob that is bigger than the other...the right one is smaller
- Alice calls her right one "The Runt"
- MOST IMPORTANTLY! fat kids USA is hannah and alice's club. you can join, but you must be a fat kid.
fat isn't so much a number it's a lifestyle. for example if you put ice cream on your little debbie's you totally qualify,
if your breakfast consists of 3 or more frosted items... you might qualify. FAT FOR LIFE!
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