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3.4.05 WELL well well, looks like we're back in the saddle again. COME to the show TOMORROW at the grange in meredith 6:00....
you know you want to... also! friend us on myspace you bastards.
9.25.04-So a lot has happened, we still
rarely update this smear of crap but here are a few upcoming events that should be celebrated nationally. Emma turns 18 on
Monday (the 27th), in exactly 1 week is Rocktoberfest (the 2nd) and in exactly two weeks, I turn 18 (october 9th. So yeah,
come party and give me presents. And Emma too.-Alice
8/5/04- ok so i know the site is crap
and all but i figured i'd fix it up a little. we haven't got any shows planned in the near future, but hopefully that'll change.
we wrote two new songs, lyrics should be up shortly. that's it for now. -emma.
7.02.04- So here's the deal. This website
totally sucks. We're all too busy or too lazy to update it, it's unprofessional, waaaay out of date, stupid, not funny, and
it all just sucks a lot of ass. Hopefully, we'll get our shit together soon and get a real website to replace this embarrassing,
smelly crapsmear of wasted internet space. So forget about this lame excuse of a website and just pay attention to our purevolume
site. Unless you really wanna know who Nobody's Girlfriend is because you're new to our band or you think one/some/all of
us is/are really hot and you can find all you need to know about each member in the 411 (bio) pages. We have pictures too
but basically, that's all you should really pay attention to. Especially don't bother with this because this is probably the
last update ever on this crapass site.-Alice
6.18.04 Ho-kay so we totally suck the
wang at updating. We've all been wicked busy. Uhhh. I don't really know what to say. Hannah, Emma, and I went to see Reel
Big Fish and the RX Bandits the other night. KICKED ASS!. Woot. Not many shows which sucks so uhh book us. Yup- Alice
4.29.04-(1:40)Me
again, the one that stays up to sickening hours drinking coke and eating candy listening to Blink 182 play over and over.
Yeah Nicole. Well I have a reason for not sleeping, I slept in the car. Yeah we were all in the car, hannah, alice, emma and
me. In the van together, with our clothes....ON! I know what you sick people were thinking. Anyway, we just got home
tonight at around 9. We went to Cape Cod and saw a bunch of cool gay people and a cross dresser named Ellie. Then we shopped
til we couldnt shop anymore. We stayed in condos for 4 nights with a pool and hot tub. We slept together too. It was fun.
Then today, well wednesday, we went to Boston and shopped some more and walked a lot scoping out hot guys. (we found a few)
Then headed home, and I slept in the car. I dont think I have ever eaten so much candy in my entire life. It was a fun time.
Good 'ol vacation, gotta love it..I never want to go back to school again. Well maybe...eh. Anyway, its close to my PROM!!
I got my dress in Cape Cod, and hannah did too. Its sooo pretty. Mine is like a wine color with a black mesh thing over it
with sparkly stars. ITS SOO PRETTY. Hannahs is brown with light pink trim, its so soft and pretty and she looks so fine in
it! oh la la. I wanna take her to prom, I mean...sorry corey. Well I suppose Im done. Goodnight my prettys. Love you all ~scrat
4.18.04- ill let emmas blog journal explain
the awesomeness that has happened to NGF:
WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We won!!(*&^$)_+(_+()*(*^^$
I'll explain. . .
Today
was the Kingswood Battle of the Bands. There were 13 bands playing and it took alllllllll freakin' day long. Difference 88,
Side One, and lots of other bands played too, but I only mention them because WE ALL PLACED!! When they announced our name
as the winners, Hannah and I just turned to each other and screamed. Oh man, hahaha it was awesome. We were so convinced there
was no way we could win, but OH HO! We did! ::huge smile:: We won recording time and get to be on 101.1. . .so! listen for
our single and we'll catch you cool kids latah. . .I'm off to celebrate with my Alice-y.
yes
we did. we hung out with ryan and petey and dan the man. it was awesome. so yeah bitches. look at us go. pretty soon
well be rockin warped tour with side one and difference 88. a big happy punk rock family.-alice
4.5.04 so laconia high school sucks a
mammoth hairy sack. f them those f'ing f'ers. first off, nobody in charge was watching the equipment and we got a bunch
of drum stuff damaged and STOLEN! but we got the sticks back in the end. i think someone was just afraid that i was going
to rag out and kill them all... it was heading in that direction. i thought it was pretty funny when alice yelled
"anybody have some midol? she's frrrreakin' out here." in the hallway and some old fat guy was all "i'm fresh out" it was
classic. thank you so so so so so so much to the guys from at ropes end for donating their winnings to nicole for a
new pedal. that's really what this whole thing is about, us all helping each other out. it really meant a lot guys....
but anyhoo, we didn't win.... we shouldn't have gotten 4th, and the laconia teachers can lick our collective nobody's girlfriend
ass because they totally disrespected us as human beings when our shit got broken.... just because we have tits doesn't mean
we can't kick your ass my friends. xoxoxo come to kingswood!!!!!!
3.28.04- yeah weve all been super busy
and not had a lot of time to update this heap of crap. we took second at the winnisquam battle last night. oh yes oh yes.
go to the laconia battle on friday.i ts at laconia high school at 7 or something.-alice
3.17.04. its st. patricks day. i stayed
home. its awesome. im listening to this band we saw in concord and theyre incredible. everyone go to http://www.purevolume.com/Westford and check them out. going to get my oil changed today. im only like 1000 miles overdue. meh. we really need to get a
new website. were working on it. itll be better than this. it might even be one of those professional ones. whooo doggy! im
teaching myself to play guitar. awesome. ive written one song. hey alright. were playing at a dance friday at emmas school.
i thought it was gonna be a middle school dance so i was all excited to maybe actually getting a date...but now i have no
chance. just kidding. im not a pedofile. we have a lot of shows coming up so make sure you go so i dont have to break your
legs.-alice
3.7.04... thank you so much to everyone
who came to the show at newfound all 450 of you! for whatever reason you were there thank you! and especially thank you to
the kids who came to see us! and the kids who wore their wristbands proudly! yay! we love you all! check us out maybe friday
at the belmont high dance! oh yes!
2.27.04- Hey kids, lots to tell. We got
a show tomorrow in Sandwich at the Sandwich Town Hall. If you need directions talk to any of us for some help. Show's at 6
p.m. and bring money for merch! Seriously, it's cool and you must have it. We have lots of other shows coming up also,
check out the Show Schedule section for details. We have new lyrics from NEW songs we've jsut written-check 'em out and sing
along to all our songs at all our shows! That's all for now, kids.
2.14.04- new layout blows. totally gay.
gayer than hannah. work tonight. valentines day at a restaurant...holy shat. busy busy busy. practice today. we sounded gooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
weeoot. got a butt load of shows coming up so go to all of them-alice
2.14.04 happy valentine's day fuckers!
<3 hannah
1.28.04 new layout? Yay? or gay? you
decide...
1.26.04 pwactice today. nicole is pregnant. hahahaha just kidding. look at the new pictures.
we have a show coming up feb 20. ask brendan or dan or corey from fluid ounce (addiction 78..blech name blech) for information
cause we dont know shit. yeeeup. im in the winter carnival queen coronation for my school. ha! im like the last person youd
think to be in one of these fuckers and i am. im gonna win too dammit. my speech rhymes. boo yah mutha fuckahs-alice
1.21.04 CHECK OUT
THE NEW PICTURES OF US MAKIN' OUT! hahaha just kidding you dirty bastards...
1.21.04 word fuckers! this is a-hole.
my computers been busted for like ever so i havent been able to update. nothing new has happened. well lots of new shit has
happened but im too lazy to type it. practice today. fun fun fun in a hotdog bun bun bun. word.-a-hole
12.24.03 Oh jeez, only 1 day til the
oh so great Holiday!! But my sweet Hannah is out in Georgia. Shes only been gone a day, and I miss her! But anywho, everyone
is sick all around me, no one better cough on me or they are dead! Oh yes this is Nicole!! Well who else would it be. Well
I agree the show was kick ass and we did better than ever!! Im so proud of our hard work!! Winter sux and I cant stand the
ice and snow. It doesnt feel like Christmas at all, I wish i still beleived in Santa, then I could get a letter from him like
the 2nd graders did! Its not fair to be a teenager. Its not 1:47 am and I'm falling asleep so all you punkers keep... being..punks
and stuff. And um kick back during vacation!! Yeah vaca kicks your moms anus! oh and fetus is the coolest word!~Scrat
12.22.03 show update. with hannah! woot!
ok so the show kicked ass, we played the best we ever have and got a lot of compliments. it helps when we are all in
our element like that. emma was fuckin' pissed at everything so she kicked ass. now we know we just have to get her
really angry before shows. alice was just kind of neutral, not too good, not too bad, but she rocked it, nicole was
a little bit nervous, but kind of flirtatious ;);) and i was hungry. yep that's all you have to do and we play so well. but
yeah it was great thanks to everyone who came out to see us! we definitely had the most fans there. and also thank you to
the one girl who bought a tee shirt! you are awesome whatever your name is! i'll put pictures up later. Merry Christmas
kiddos and harppy new year! and remember if you booze you loose. hahaha i'm yankin' your chain..... and thats not the only
thing har har har.
12/19/03- a-hole and n-ron here. sitting
around waiting for hannah and emma for some last minute practicing but theyre not here. show tonight. its gonna kick! thats
right, kick! fuck you. and your mom.-a-hole and n-ron
12.01.03- please daddy, dont get drunk
this christmas. go to the show on the 19th at franklin high school you bastards.-alice
11.20.03 i would like to take a moment
and say congratulations to our buddies in Faraway because they won a Got Milk? Battle of the Bands beating 100 bands throughout
the country. holy crap.i knew they could do it though. they seriously have what it takes. and obviously, theyve proved it
by being number one. so everyong, go to their site www.faraway-band.com and check them out. tell them alice sent you
11.15.03 hannah and i took megan hubble
to wal mart. hannah got a hair cut and now she looks like her mom. megan found a magazine article asking "Is Bush Back?"-talking
about PUBIC HAIR. last night, hannah, her friends zak, petey, sam, and i went to manchester. we got some cds. it was fun.
now were off to rite aid to fix hannahs mop. im still laughing cause its so much like her moms. hahahahaha.-alice
11.02.02 well practice didnt go well.
we got basically nothing accomplished but had a good time anyway. i finally have my computer back so now i can update this
bad boy more often. i said i could, doesnt mean i will. i am a busy little girl. ive always got things to see and people to
do. like you! muah ha ha. umm go fuck a duck-alice
10.29.03 practice today YEAH! were all
gonna do it..... practice that is hahaha. DAMMIT! i just dropped my bagel in my lap and now i have white cream cheese
crap all over my crotch on my black pants!!!!!!!!! alright well all you little futs have a good day. BAH_hannahford
10.23.03 welp no show on friday i know
ya'll are dissapointed. but hey i promise that next time we do play we will rock you so hard that you will fall to the
floor and evaporate into a little puddle of goo and not be able to talk. our new song is good. we didn't get to
practice this week which blows a goat and a half but thats otay next week we will jamerize again. welp i had better
get back to the whole school work thing pffff. i love you all and i wish that i could make out with you now...-hannahford
10.19.03 i will second the greatness
of our song. it rocks the cock hard. and itll rock yours hard as well. har har har. weve got the creative juices flowing and
hopefully they dont run dry before enxt practice starts.-alice
10.17.03 we had practice last night which
rocked so awesomely. we wrote the greatest song ever. well for us. its so awesome you're gonna hear it and be like
OHHH OH OH WOAH! i love them and their song! just like that. then you'll wanna marry us. i know. its ok. everybody does.
alright though you'll hear it soon enough.
-hannah
10.13.03-fair today with ngf...minus
emma :( but well still have fun. i guess hannahs cousins are coming along too....oh boy. i hate little kids. restringed janine
yesterday. shes gonna sound so much prettier. um yup.-alice
10.11.03 welp thursday was cum bubble's
birthday (alice) hehehe so we went to machvegas to pick up some hot guys woot! but there were none except for the old guy
which i eye seduced at a stop light. or the nakie guy in the car. yeah it was a good time just wait until you hear our
new song its funny it says ball sack in it! what could be cooler than a song that says ball sack! hmm? nothing thats right
bitches. we be catchin' ya on the flip side yo mutter futter!-preparation h!
10.5.03 whoa scrat updated! holy shat!
yeah, shes an insomniac. its weird but cool i guess. i wrote a kick ass new song last night. i couldnt sleep and had a few
lines in my head so of course, i rolled over, turned the light on and let my creative juices flow. its in the songs section
of course so read it you soggy bastards. hannah, emma, and i are going to see the ataris tonight. im gonna feel like a tool
because ill probably be the only one who hasnt heard "So Long Astoria". i heard it sucks anyway. im into old skool ataris.
they get better the farther back you go. like anywhere but here, mmmm good cd. i went to church this morning, then skated
around for about 15 minutes till i got bored going up and down my road. now im waiting for hannah to get out and then we go.
woot.-alice
10.5.03(1:54am) Well hello, Yes it is
I, Nicole. This is the first time I have updated this site before, and Im feelin it! As you can tell by the time I am a night
person, or some just know me as a person that doesnt sleep. thats ok though becuase when you sleep your missing everything!!
What do you think happens when you sleep? EXACTLY, you'll never know! Yes I do like hard music but I am also getting
into the whole punk scene again thanks to the punk influence in the band area... thats ok though, I like it. Well I guess this
will be all for tonite. Eat yello sno!~Scrat
10.2.03 whoa so yeah! one week till my
birthday. october 9th. ill be 17. yee haw. i made a friend. he was at the show. his name is kurt. hes cool. not much has been
going on, volleyball team is 5-4, game tomorrow against gilford. right on! umm school still kinda sucks but im working through
it. im excited about my birthday. everyone should go online and I/M me at OliveMe182 and look in my info to see what i want,
or talk to me, and then get it. holy shit, the moon last night was incredible. i was driving home and i live at the bottom
of a hill, and it was so big and so close to the hill, it was an orangish yellow crescent and it just stunned me. i couldnt
look away. it was gorgeous. well, im a moon person leave me alone. i think thats neough for now.-alice
9.28.03 the show last night was
incredible. thank you to everyone who came out. you guys are awesome. and those of you who bought tees thats kick ass!
we love you! i wanna especially say thank you to those of you who came up to us and said some type of encouragement.
that means so much to us you don't even know! all the bands played awesomely. faraway was the best though of course. pff.
i rocked out so hard during their set i thought i was gonna yak on them. i was so pumped right then. oh and emma kicks the
ass of many. it was e-funks first show ewith us and she did awesome! she did awe-some! thanks again kiddies! ~hannahford
9.20.03 guess what chillin's the show
on the 27th that is EMMA'S BIRTHDAY! so bring her presents. and then buy a tee shirt!
9.18.03 practice yesterday was
good! we have a show coming up eek! i hope we don't suck a nut. that would be bad. we got a new song comin' for
ya'll its good too. its like bing bing bap bap bing bing bing rarrrr. so now you can sing along! all you loyal fansies
better bring some money to the show because hopefully we will have some NGF tee shirts for yous guys!
9.1.03 the shows did kick ass! all the
bands we played with this weekend kicked major ass. difference 88, bliss, fluid ounce, the italic squirrels, faraway,
broken i, the pink pandas, disillusion, and of course side one thank you guys (all guys) for kicking ass and supporting nobody's
girlfriend. on another note... dooo doo doooooo i don't have school yet! saweet! and we may have a new guitarist if
she likes us and doesn't suck! so YEAH! i'll keep ya up ta date. alice left all her jewlery here! yippie! i get to wear
it but shh she doesn't know... yet...
-hannahbelle
8.30.03 ok i know were assholes and havent
updated in a while. weve been busy. ive started school and volleyball and hannahs just a douche bag and nicole ...we wont
go there. but last night and tonight kicked ASS! last night was our show at the pines and we did really really well and so
did side one and all the other bands. and tonight was even better because one of my new favorite bands FARAWAY came alllll
the way from mass just to play at our little alexandria town hall show. they were so good. i told everybody and they were
like 'eh, band from mass" but when they heard them theyre like "whooooooooooaaaa! they are so good!!" and im like "yeah i
know". so that was cool. and the bassist, tiny, as they call him, one of the coolest kids ive ever met, gave me a bracelet
cause my birthday is in like a month. we did really well too and got lots of compliments. though one band,the itallic squirrells,
also did really well, their bassist said i should stop using chords. i use them in two songs. but i guess its good advice.
i am a bassist and not a guitarist. but thats cool, i like criticism, unless the person giving it is being an asshole. but
this kid knew what he was talking about so i respect him and plan on not using chords anymore. even though a lot of people
didnt show up, there was quite a crowd and the night went great. something is up with jon though and there has been for a
while and he wont tell me what. he gets in a bad mood and like hates me and says nothings the matter when its obvious there
is. he even started to say something tonight but was like "forget it, its stupid" its not stupid and its driving me nuts that
he wont tell me. grrrrrrrrrrrrr. i dont know what to do. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.-alice
8.23.03 first things first, hannah is
an ass maggot. hahahahaha. i learned that word at anarchy camp( camp harmony) yeah its a church camp. it was so rad though.
i had the best cabin. there was this kid who will grow up to be so hot. he was wicked cool. his name is ben but i call him
the poo flinger cause one night at dinner, he just randomly says "ive picked up poop before. it was dog poop. i threw it"
i thought itwas the funniest thing. so everytime i saw him i said something about poop. he was tossing around a rock and i
was like "that better not be poop" and hes like "i only did that once!" and then i heard him say "i want to meet someone really
odd." and im like "someone who flings poo like you?" it was rad. im so tired though. i dont really feel like telling a whole
lot more. i made varsity volleyball. big surprise there. coach said something about how shes looking for me to be a leader
of this team. i think shes hinting about captain. i dont know assmaggots, i just dont know. ive been told to stop bitching
about how no one reads this. i guess kids do. i got fan mail. it was cool. i was like "hey alright" but it was from someone
ive already met and that i told to visit the website. whatever. ok add is kicking in. im bored.-alice
8.18.03 Alice is off at camp harmony
being a "counselor" hahaha i'm stuck here in bristhole doing the usual=nothing. But i'm going to some summer camp thing
for a dinner because i'm on some commitee so yeah maybe i'll see the zekester becasue supposedly he works at said camp.
who knows though. all righty you little wankstersyou had better come to our show august 30th yes thats a saturday in
alexandria at the town hall because we got special plans its going to kick butt and FARAWAY is coming they're really good
and they're from mass. ladies i promise that there will be a billion hot sexy guys and fellers i promise there will
be a zillion loverly ladies. come on people you're all coming because i need a big crowd!
8.3.03 wow haven't updated for a while
its not like anybody reads this anyways. umm we went to warped tour it was fun, you can read all about it on alice's little
xanga thingie. yeah so have a fun day all you peoples, we are still desperately seeking a girl guitarist even just to fill
in for august 29th and 30th!
7.22.03 hung out with mark and hannah
today. we put up flyers looking for female guitarists cause we still need one. today is my friend josephines birthday. well,
his real name is joe. but im an asshole and renamed him. yeah, hes finally 16. hes a youngin. maybe im just old. anyway, mark
practiced with us. it sounded good once again. but we need a permanent guitarist. a girl one. so umyeah. hook us up.-alice
7.21.03 shit son! we havent updated in
a while huh. well i dont know what the hell hannah has been up to but i went to volleyball boot camp at unh and it was fun.
watch out for me this season, ill be good. HA! riiight. yup and this weekend i was a good girlfriend and helped jon with a
fundraiser cleaning the new hampshire international speedway. fucken racecar pigs. i swear theyre disgusting. this guy threw
a half full beer can over the fence where jon and i were cleaning and it got all over my face. jon was ripshit. i was a little
miffed. i hate beer and having it on my face wasnt too great either. um yeah thats aboot it for me.-alice
7.9.03 NEW WEBSITE SETUP! instead of
having a billion pictures spread out in the retards on ice pages, individual pictures will be in each girls' bio. find the
link at the bottom and click on it.-alice
7.8.03 scattered was sick. bands were
good. three word sentences. six flags blew. hannah has tattoo. trashy booby one. alice has tattoo. queer one, arm. mass is
ghetto. vermont is queer. no, seriously gay. made funny sign. honk for boobies. ha ha ha. geoff is funny. alice is hyper.
talking in french. mumbling quite lots. to beach tomorrow. with alices parents. 7 fucking am. good night futters.-alice and
hannah
7.7.03. whats up all you little futs.
today is the day hannahford and i travel down to see scattered. im psyched. i look hot today, ive got my black and red pinstripe
dickies on with a red nfg shirt....i want to make out with myself hahaha....hey youd wanna make out with me too if you saw
me. well, last night was the last night at harts, thank god. yes the restaurant business is not for me. so saturday i pick
up my $125 check and never have to go in that place again...although they do make good food. we still really need a guitarist
so all you lady punks out there get your ass in gear and lets start playing. and if anyone knows of any place hiring, preferablly
places who dont mind pink hair, in the lakes region let me know. i do need a job now so any help i can get would be rad.umm
yeah!-alice
7.6.03 just dyed my hair pink! woo scattered
tomorrow! then six flags wooo!-hannahford
7.4.03 happy birthday seanald!
7.3.03- hannah and i had band practice
alone cause scrat, the idiot (nicole) forgot. but hannah and i wrote a song. so that was good. then i got kicked out. eh.-alice
7.1.03 the state of new hampshire just
made the biggest mistake of its career as a state, they gave me a LICENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wheeeeeee-hannahford
6.25.03 today was vury constructive.
hannah and i dicked around for the first part of the day, going to cricenti's three times then to the beach, waiting for nicole
to get out of work. then we had some serious band practice. we finally finished "Front Row" and it sounds futtin rad! oh yeah,
futtin, hannah and i decided to say fut instead of fuck for the summer cause were futtin cool kids.....uhh yeah. were still
in desperate need of a female guitarist so if you or anyone you know whos into punk or into being serious about a band and
plays guitar, get ahold of us pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease. uhh yeah so ummm thats all futters-alice
6.23.03 today i took my first trip out
of state by myself...got lost of course but i got to york maine like i had planned. i hung out with mark and brought him back
home to new hampshire. then i went to jons for a little while cause i was in the area and then i went to my grammas cause
she bought me harry potter WOOHOO! haha yeah and now im talking to hannahford and the drummer from the drive which is a really
good band so i think yall should check them out. theyre on mp3.com with free downloads. and no they didnt pay me to say it...even
though that would be rad.-alice
6.21.03 welp, yesterday was my mums birthday.
tristan came home from camp for the weekend and is picking up his cali woman now. jon came over after his exam and we hung
out with mom for a while. she showed us her garden, the vast acres in which it stretches across, and we helped her pick strawberries
so it was good. then jon and i rented signs and went swimming which was also good. everything was good. yeah!-alice
ahh classic mark: MADESIMPLE182: so i
made her laugh i took her back to my place we had a few drinks and we fucked
6.19.03 i had to go to the dentist's
today and it was alright. but i would much rather be other places. the drivers side door on my car broke and wouldnt close
but keisha and i put our heads together and fixed it all on our own. yeah then i called jon up and told him to try to impress
him...i dunno if it worked. i babysat my cousin today too, fell asleep while watching bob the builder and this show with a
blue octopus....crazy nick jr. then i went to aerobics and sweat a lot and yeah. so today was good. tomorrow im picking up
the jonster at like 9 30 or something to come hang out at my house. its also my mommy's birthday tomorrow so if any of you
would like to be nice, say happy birthday and compliment her on her garden because its her pride and joy. umm thats about
it..oh my dreaded brother is coming home tomorrow too but i have to work on his birthday party so oh well. hehe-alice
6.18.03 mom's in the hospital, dad's
at lodge so i'm a goin' fishin in DANBURRY! saweet.-h
6.17.03 i just made a recent discovery
that not only shocked me, but left me feeling like a horses patoot...hahaha. anyway, mike assy feet oh burned me a copy of
a bunch of rufio songs, and i love rufio now because of that, and it was ilke a year ago or something and one of my favorite
songs on it was called weekends. so i was dicking around online again and it turns out that rufio doenst do that song!!! its
by a band called punchline, and theyre very good, i highly recommend them, but i was shocked. so yeah, that was surprising
and ive told so many people about that song and telling them its by rufio, but no..it isnt. so for everyone who thinks that
weekends is by rufio, its not. yesterday was my dads birthday, i tried calling him but i guess the phone number my mom had
was disconnected. i had like a panic attack while the phone was ringing and then its like "this number has been disconnected"
so i freaked for nothing. i went to see jon yesterday, he was so cute, hed just look at me and say stuff like "you have the
coolest eyes...theyre all green and stuff" and then when i had to leave he wouldnt let me go, and made it harder cause he
was like "its so hard seeing you leave" and im just like "well fuck lets trash my car and ill stay here" and we were thinking
of ways to make it so i could stay...none of them really worked. one of them was a blizzard but then i realized it was about
75 degrees andknew that wouldnt happen. then jon said to roll my car into a neighbors drive way, say it was stolen and find
it the next morning. hannah said that idea might work, but since im home i might as well not bother.-alice
6.15.03 today was uneventful ahhhh gotta
love summer, even though its a sunday. fathers day might i add. we had brunch up at the aunts. it was good. ive been on this
no carbohydrate diet cause im sick of being a fat ass and its hard but i think its kinda working. i cant really tell. hopefully
when i go to the beach no more beached whale comments and maps drawn to sea world will be made....not that they are but you
get the jist of it.-alice
6.10.03! ITS MY 16th
BIRTHDAY! I'M SO OLD! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
-hannahford
6.9.03 HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENNY MITCHEL!!!!!
woah jenn! you're 16! i'm so proud that you made it this far, i dunno you seem
so old jenn! i remember all the good times back on chandler street and whatnot. you me scooter's "health sticks" barbies,
izzy and june. wow we go way back huh? remember chantilly lace and our oldies facination. yeah we were a touch
of the weird back then. well jenn i love yer! and i'm so happy that today is your birfday. you are super duper
old, but thats good and i know that tomorrow i'll be just as old as you are now but still today its weird. have the best birthday
ever jenn! and hopefully i'll have a second to call you and say it to you! ~hannah
6.5.03 pretty much last day of school.
yes! i only have to take one final and thats on tuesday. then after that im hanging with mark. whoopie! um yeah work is gonna
suck this weekend cause my buddy dwayne isnt gonna be there so ill have no one to make fun of and itll be long and boring.
fucker-alice
6.1.03 JUNE! yes! eight days to Jenn's
birthday and 9 days till mine! YES! ok well news is we changed the name back to Nobody's Girlfriend because Gabe is no longer
with the band. We love gabe very much but he is a busy boy and band has to be top priority for all members and it couldn't
be for gabe, and thats ok. plus all girls is just more woah ya know? yeah so Nobody's girlfriend all the way. So you kids
out there can start writing it all over your notebooks and what have you again. ooops alice is here must weeeeeeee bye! hannahford
5.28.03 yay i think its been one month
jon and i have been going out! haha i dont know for sure. but since i dont know and i bet he doesnt know, ill just say that
it is. good enough right? hmm oh well. softball is over, and i got a 95 on my geometry test. my teacher called me up and i
was like "that cant be my grade" and hes like 'thats what i thought, i double checked for any errors but its right" he has
a lot of faith in me. um we kicked gabe out sunday, and hopefully will be getting our friend emily as a replacement and we
can be an all girl band again and will most likely go back to nobody's girlfriend. weeee!-alice
5.26.03 13 days till my birthday!!!!!!
get shopping cock smooches! ~hannahford
5.24.03 i always knew the day would come
when Side One would make it. theyre starting to and im so god damn proud of them. im seriously like all teary eyed. i always
knew it, there was something about them that just felt right and made me feel that i would some day be listening to their
cds and have their posters on my walls. who knows, maybe if we get our shit together we could end up opening for them. i love
all the boys from Side One so much, especially mark and adam. ive known these two goofs for about 3 years and they have this
permanent place in my heart and yeah thats faggy and i want to go puke myself but they mean so much and im so proud of them.
im so proud i could just be there for their first show and be able to see how much theyve improved. everytime i see them play,
they get better. i just hope someday well be able to step in their shoes and have our dream come true-alice
5.21.03: well what a day what a day....
i talked to the sexiest most incredibly hot and studly manly man the one and only mark, you all know who i mean, that amazingly
gorgeous singer from side one. thats right ladies and guess what he's mine. me and mark thats right, doin' the hibbidy
dibbidy. were getting together this weekend and the two of us were going to rock the casbah. yup we'll be swinging
from the chandeliers. oh i can't wait to get him in the sack.... and you all know that he has the biggest "unit" out
of all of side one... is it any suprise though? ooooh and those rippling muscles, oh its enough to make me scream just thinking
about it. and he has those orgasmic eyes... drool drool! mmmmmmm yum! he's got the greatest voice in the
entire world, and after all the hot and steamy action were gonna cuddle and sing love songs on the beach. picture perfect
eh? well i'm off to fantasize about the love of my life chucklebutt! ~hannahford
5.16.03 id like to give a big old shout
out to my buddy trashley berril (ashley merrill) its her 16th BIRTHDAY TOMORROW! and i most likely wont be able to write in
here tomorrow im gonna say HAPPY BIRTHDAY right now. yeah tomorrow, were getting confirmed too. and i get to see jon. yay.
tomorrow will be a good day. mmmm-alice
5.13.03 people are jerks. some girl stole
15 bucks out of my wallet, which was in my purse, so she had to dig around and look through my wallet. i was bummed. but i
get to see jon saturday. i cant wait. this week will be so long because of it. but itll be worth the wait. yay.-alice
5.11.03 happy birthday jomamma yesterday!
one month till my birthday yesterday! so one month minus one day left to find me an awesome birthday present, so get on it
bub. i'm so lonely without my alice and my nicole here. sigh... but i bet theyre having a really fun time in philidelphia
or whatever. i hope they bring me back presents. alice said she would bring me back a bum off the street. so that should
be cool, he can stay in the band room. i found a band online today and theyre pretty good, a little too popish for my
taste but theyre still alright, theyre called Army Of Freshmen its good. happy mothers day to you if you are a mother. alright
i'm off like a prom dress to go take a shower.~hannahford
5.6.03 new pictures section. so cute
so cute. spring is in the air and so are we! mmmm lovey lovely spring time. alice and i look so cute in our little halter
tops. definitely verrrrry sexy. ignoring my spanish book! again! yippie! who needs it anyways? well me i guess but hah!
~hannahford
5.1.03 its may day! happy may to everyone
out there. alice has a boyyyyyyyyyfriend! hopefully the band will be practicing on sunday so we can come out with some
fresh and funky shit for you all. hmmm maybe i should let gabe know about practice sunday. that would be a new thing
for us. i talked to alice and she made fun of me. she can tell you why if she wants to but yeah. it was stupid and i'm
really add. wheeeeee!
~hannahford, (that was a really pointless update)
4.29.03 such a fine day...nothing more
to say than that. -alice
4.28.03 oh yeah, download the song "screwed"
by our masshole buddies a boy named penis er i mean pip
4.28.03 i love finding bands online.
i found this super rad one and theyre wicked good, theyve opened for guttermouth, and their name is kinda long so they made
an acronym and its awesome. ready for it? the bands name is the new age dropouts, so that means NADs!!! hahaha. i talked to
the bassist yesterday, he was busy being all famous and adding people to their mailing list but hes cool. he writes in pink.
and hes hot, hannah vouges for that too. but far away and probably has a girlfriend...dumb fucking luck eh? hmm oh well, ill
try to keep being patient. my prince charming will come in riding a friggin llama and attempt to sweep me off my feet but
i doubt that will happen with out some kind of heavy machinery. today was nice, hannahs on vacation, i hope it rains the rest
of the week. heh heh heh. i was on vacation last week and the only nice day we had i think was monday. oh well.-alice
4.26.03 so happy so happy! yesterday
was the NFG concert and yes it totally kicked ass. Alice Nicole Carrie and I all went. It was so rad we were right on
the floor and we loved it. Hot Rod Circut was really good but Less Than Jake totally kicked ass! they were awesome and alice
and i got their autographs! We all got really close to the stage, in a huge nasty pitish type thing with two stunning little
sweetheart half nakie boys. And during Good Charlotte alice and I were like five feet from the stage but then all hell broke
loose because we couldn't breathe and i got dehydrated and threw up into an empty popcorn container in the back of the stadium
but thats really gross and beside the point. then alice and i got less than jakes autographs then we went back in found
carrie and nicole and rocked hard for nfg. they kicked ass and so did we. and get this!!!!!!!! i crowd surfed! it was the
most incredible thing ever during The Glory Of Love which is one of my favorite things that newfound does so yeah it was great.
but then i guess nicole and alice got kicked in the head by some 800 lbs crowd surfer and nicole chipped her tooth but we
are all ok now. but wow it was seriously an epic event. newfound glory rocked it. good charlotte did too
but yeah i was kind of out of it at that point and the fact that there was a five year old little girl on someone's shoulders
like flipping out and stuff really pissed me off but whatever, plus i don't know i'm not really down with the whole like grrrr
were so sad and angry image but hey whatever floats your boat. oh man there were all kinds of mosh pits and alice kept
moving me so that i wasn't next to them and friggin nicole oh man. anytime any kid would get within about five feet
of her she'd flip out and shove them as hard as she could without actually getting into the pit she was so angry about it
it was hilarious i was cracking up. her face was so mean it was all grrrrrrr bitch. haha good stuff good stuff.
yeah so all in all i love newfound glory and the concert was worth it. that was what carried me through the last couple
of months of school right there. just waiting for it, and it was so worth it. haha mark you missed an awesome show bud,
we brought you something though. ~hannahford
4.24.03 HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICOLE! i'm so
happy youre home! we love you!
4.24.03 HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCRAT! at least...i
think its her birthday. and by scrat i mean nicole, our little death metal drummer friend. so everyone should wish her a happy
birthday when you see her. and if its not her birthday im gonna feel like a complete asswipe.-alice
4.22.02 damn right and alice too. without
me, hannah wouldnt have a little hot stuff to adore over. she should be on her hands and knees kissing my ass for that. hahaha
i win. mark and i hung out today and i feel bad because it was probably wicked boring for him because theres not much to do
here but it was rad just seeing him and spending time with him. well next time will be better. well have mad hot sex in the
new hampton park and go hahaha.-alice
4.21.03 so happy! i had an awesome day
today! yesterday i got my darling mark back! and then today i went and played at seans house and we made brownies. mmmmmm
brownies. yeah but those two boys just made my world like ten billion times better than it was. and look now that mark is
back look hes so cute THEGETUP182: hey my sexy woman whats up
i missed his little greetings! yesterday we were talking about how our website
is pretty much just a big site dedicated to mark and adam and the awesome things they do. its pretty funny but i mean come
on can't you see why when they say cute stuff like that? and this
THEGETUP182: noooo no no no just you wait
THEGETUP182: youll love it
FrootLoopyOhYo: noooooo no no i'm gonna rock YOUR world
THEGETUP182:
im gonna rock yours
THEGETUP182: maybe 5 times
mark i'm so glad youre back seriously you don't know how
much you mean to me, and alice too of course. you mean the world to us hot stuff.~hannahford
4.20.03 happy 16th birthday nicholas
my darling! and happy easter to all you other loser kids out there.~hannahford
4.16.03 practice today was freezing.
my legs turned purple, and i think they still are. i couldnt feel my fingers which meant i threw funny. eh its good that its
over. ive had my license for a week now. no accidents or tickets yet. im trying to get a band together, not for me but for
john davis, our cutie patootie little drummer boy. im hooking him up with mike assy feet oh and i guess ricky bixby, ill be
playing bass for a while until they find someone. so if anyone knows or wants to learn how to play bass, talk to me. NFGbasschick182,
hoppus18292@hotmail.com, or just talk to me if you see me in person.-alice
4.14.03 happy birthday
to that studly geetarist from side one. adam we love you very much and i know that things will get better. call us please
if you need anything. happy birthday and we love you!
4.14.03 not much to say besides happy
birthday to adam macdonald. im always here for you. dont ever think were not friends. i love you. things will get better,
or at least thats what im told. hopefully ill start believing it soon.-alice
4.12.02- last night was so much fun.
we got third at the battle of the bands. we did alright except for our cover which we fucked up royally. but its ok. we beat
side one which is awful because they were so much better than anyone there. auroracle got second and they were so good too.
they had to go first which was pretty shaky but they were so good. and congrats to travis on taking second place in the drummers
contest. but most of all, we have to give a humungous thank you to our very talented, very cute life saver john davis. nicole
left for germany about a week ago and left us with no drummer. so adam finds john and tells him about us and now we have a
fill in drummer. i think we underestimated him when adam said he was good. hes not good. hes fucking incredible. and a real
sweet heart too. so he saved our necks and was just our little blessing in disguise. but ive been feeling pretty let down
because of my friends. i think i told most of my school to go to the battle of the bands, and i know a lot of kids didnt have
rides or had other plans or had to work, but i know a lot of kids didnt. especially nate anderson and dylan garon. let me
start with nate. i told nate a while back that id have two shows in april and since he hasnt seen us play YET, that he should
go to one or both shows. so he tells me that he cant go to the saturday one but it was cancelled anyway so he said hell go
to the battle of the bands. i reminded him just about everytime i saw him that he said hed be there and id cry if he didnt
go. well guess what, im not crying but he definitely didnt go. i can tell how good of a friend i am to him now. i thought
we were good friends, but now i think were really not. hes changed this year and its almost like hes too good for me now.
and as for dylan garon, ive been bugging him to go to one of our shows sincethe beginning. in fact, i remember handing him
a flyer for our first show. and everytime hes told me he has to work on saturdays and that whenever we get a show not on a
saturday hed go. so i told him about the battle of the bands and he was up for it and i really thought he was going to go.
again, i reminded him daily about it, telling him the time and place and still thinking hed go. yet another let down. dylan
and i arent real good friends anyway but i wouldve thought that he would have the decency to show up after all this time.
i guess people dont understand that some of the things i hate most, and hurt me most, is when people say theyll be there for
you, especially if its something important, and they dont go. they PROMISE, and i might be a little rigid on it but a promise
to me is a promise, you dont break it. its the same thing as lying to me. lying is the thing i hate most above anything, and
i have people doing it to my face about the most important thing in my life. i dont mean to bad mouth the friends that i have
that have always been there, like kate, jenn e, kendra, hannahs friend jordan who has been to every single show...that means
the world to me. but most of my friends dont show up. they dont care. this is what drives me insane. when my friends, the
people who i thought i could count on and who i thought i meant something to let me down. im starting to hate my friends-
alice
4.9.03 i must be the worst cheater in
the world because i got a 64 on my geometry test and i cheated on the extra and i know i got that right so i really got a
59. well actually 55 because there were 4 extra points to make it an even 100 for spelling your name right and getting the
right date, but knowing me i probably forgot a letter or said it was tomorrow or something. im the mayor of tard town. i miss
my hair :(- alice
4.9.03 stressed out the ass...... this
battle of the band thing, when we haven't practiced in about a year all together. and we have no drummer. this last minute
shit is so annoying. i miss nicole. i wonder what she's doing right now in germany. hmmm. this sucks its like this never ending
struggle to get things all together, you have to fight with parents about the whole idea of the band, you have to fight to
get to practice fight to find time to practice, fight to get shows fight to get band members but then its all worth it while
youre up there playing and you know that it is the right thing, the only thing that wakes you up in the morning and gets
you through high school. those ten minutes or whatever amount of time are worth it all. ~hannahford.
4.8.03 I GOT MY MUTHA FUCKIN LICENSE
YO! and thats about all that happened today except that i cheated wicked bad on my math test and i got practice off for friday
for the BATTLE OF THE BANDS IN FRANKLIN AT THE HIGH SCHOOL AT 7 00.-alice
4.7.03 today was the craziest day ever.
im still in shock it happened. ive been wanting to get my hair trimmed because the ends were getting nasty, so i asked my
mom to do it and shes like "no im afriad ill mess up, go get one of your friends to do it" so im like ok, i go to school today
and ask jenn faro to do it, i told her i wanted the ends cut and shes like ok. so shes cutting away and it started at my shoulders
and it ends up to be at my chin! so i stand up and im like "oh my god jenn!" shes like "you shouldnt have had me do this while
i was high!" im like "YOU WERE HIGH!?!?! YOU TOUCHED MY HAIR WITH SCISSORS WHEN YOU WERE HIGH?!?!" and im like flipping
out because it looked so bad, so therse a crowd of girls in the bathroom all sympathizing and "aww alice" and stuff so nikki
baker takes me after school to go get it cutand of course we drive all over town and no place is open except this one place
who conveniently dont have any openings. so we asked them if we could borrow a book so i could at least pick a hair cut to
show nikkis mom whos a hair dresser and theyre like no. so we look around and i find one i like and we take the book.its all
chopped off, like last year. and basically all the purple is gone too. i cant believe it, i just cant believe it.- alice
4.6.03 hey hey hey its hannah. i got
the new ataris cd today and it rocks my world. go buy it. i love the ataris, the lyrics just make you go awwwwwwwww i wish
somebody would write a song about me like that. its so sweet it just makes me want to kill all those little retarded girls
who broke their hearts but then not because if it weren't for them there would be no angry ataris songs which i happen to
like to. and i heard a song today that made me all tingly because it was so good. its called 11th street by Open Hand.
oh you gotta download it it is so good its like kind of i don't even know just kick ass. new hair color coming soon..just
you wait and see. i felt like it was time for a change so we'll see how it goes. it might just be a shocker! i'm out like
the really friggin gay kid i saw today in hot topic wearing like emo girl clothes and gelled hair and little scarf and rolled
up "clam digger pants" and a jean jacket and a simple plan tee shirt. i was like woah there midtown.haha later
4.5.03 god damn fucking piece of ass
shit snow! so yeah, you can basically tell that the show was cancelled. i guess its a good thing because i dont think we were
ready. so i went over to the church to help lorraine and harry with moral support in telling people who didnt know about the
show. reverend richard came and was talking to harry, lorraine and me too but i wasnt paying attention at all. i couldve sold
my soul to the devil and not have known it. he asked me about some stuff and im like 'yeah sure" and i guess it was playing
at a regular church service on a sunday morning. once harry told me im like "the hell i will!" but before then, lorraine had
seen the new band come so i took the chance to get the hell away from reverend dick and to scope out the new band. theyre
a two piece emo band i guess but one of them was hot! yeeuh! i hope they play at the next one. im such a turd. but oh well.
i think anyone in my position wouldve done the same thing. and no i didnt act like an idiot or embarrass myself or anyone
else. i didnt even say a word. oh well. its daylight savings and im gonna be all screwed up. i hate this junk. why cant we
just stick to a time and leave it. we should just keep days the same length all year. but i guess thats just me wanting things
to be simple. ok im gonna go now. im off like a prom dress- alice
4.5.03 I LOVE PLAYING SHOWS! and lots
of other things that would probably get me arrested if i told them. so the weather is totally not on our side. i guess theres
supposed to be a "wintry mix" happening all day and my moms sounding like our show will probably get cancelled and i will
be mega pissed. no wait...super mega pissed. nope this is the one ULTRA SUPER DUPER MEGA PISSED THE FUCK OFF! yeah there we
go ha! i should stop swearing. ive got a mouth worse than a truck driver, sailor, and george carlin combined. but that probably
wont happen. so i wont attempt it. i can forsee that it wont happen so why waste time trying right? but im happy, my make
up looks so good today, my clothes look just right and i look all around hot. yeah thats right im hot today! so you boys better
watch out!....yeah um ill shut up before this gets any dumber. so please hopefully anyone who reads this will go or will have
gone to see us play our last show at the rockin worships and give us a good farewell. we also are playing the battle of the
bands in franklin with our super sexy friends side one. so everyone go. or i will get my super sexified self to beat the piss
out of all of you. and dont think i dont know who reads this. i know where you live and ive seen where you sleep so dont piss
me off mutha fuckah! haha ok wish us luck tonight.- alice
4.4.03 holy shit newfound has a snow
day. unbeleivable. oh well. i actually wanted to go to school because id be watching movies and doing nothing basically all
day then going to my friend sassys and mightve been hooked up with someone. but nooo god damn snow. i hate snow from march
on. snow is good from december to february. oh fuck it no use complaining. so yeah tomorrows our show. bristol federated church
at 6 00 pm. mind the pm. my friend josh told me that he never went cause he thought it was in the morning. what a goof. i
wouldnt even go if it were at 600 in the morning. yeah i think im getting sick too. my whole school is sick and now ive got
it. what the crap. ok well im done complaining for now i guess. ill probably be back more to whine.- alice
4.2.03 well i guess theres no point in
yelling at hannah anymore because now the whole friggin world knows i failed my drivers test. yes its embarrassing, yes i
didnt want anyone to know but ya know what, everybody can be an asshole at times and now hannah is the biggest poop shoot
on the face of the earth. but oh well, ill be driving her ass around soon enough. before shes even 16. but today im happy
to say i looked hot. or at least i think i did. well i started the day looking hot and through out the day i get crappier
looking so by the time i was at bad practice, i looked cute. but cute works. softball was tiring, but its over for the week
cause the only thing were doing tomorrow is watching a video (woopee) so yeah weve got a show SATURDAY THE 5TH AT 600 AT THE
BRISTOL FEDERATED CHURCH! and i hope everyone who reads this goes. it will probably be our last show at the rock n worships
so give us a record crowd for our farewell show. we are also playing at a battle of the bands with our good friends Side One
at the FRANKLIN HIGH SCHOOL ON APRIL 11TH at 700 in the gym. it should be quite a show. make signs and shit, if ever
there were a time where we need support, this would be the time. so please please please go. so thanks everyone. rock out
with your cock out - alice
3.31.03 hello loyal fans, its everybodys
favorite band member hannahford. and well i have no school yippie! mud day! yippie! so i'm bummin around playing with my car
and hanging out. talking to mark online. and i know that everybody hears this all the time from us but that boy is seriously
the sweetest. we love him what can i say. hes such a stud. look heres an example of the cuteness
FrootLoopyOhYo: hey
THEGETUP182: hey sexy
THEGETUP182: whats up
hes the best, and we love him! see all you boys out there if you wanted to know
how to charm the ladies, follow marks example. because it seems to be working for him. here is example B.
FrootLoopyOhYo: yeah so what are you doing
THEGETUP182: talking to
adam
THEGETUP182: and my sweetheart
THEGETUP182: (you)
you see people, do you see the studliness just oozing out of his ears. yes he is adorable, and alice
and i are so lucky to have him around because he is the best. wow yeah so on to another topic besides mark, gabe should be
getting his liscence today hopefully if he doesn't pull a smooth one and fail the test like some other person in this band...cough
cough ALICE! cough cough. band practice this afternoon so hopefully we'll have some good stuff for you all on saturday. haha
yeah right.~h
3.29.03 hey there kids its the one and
only masterbasser. i just got back from the mall. it was an adventure out with my buddy keisha. i got some sweet new pants
and big mac adams birthday present, but im not gonna say what it is just in case he reads this. i made jv softball yeah! go
me! which is rad because i really didnt want to make varsity. i also got a blister on my hand from diving to catch a grounder
in the gym and cut up my knee outside where we were catching popflies and i slipped on the sand and landed on my knee. yeah
so im a big accident happening. um yeah so my first game is at winnisquam on april 14th which is adams birthday so hed better
go. mark already PROMISED hed go so hed be the biggest asshole on the face of the planet and ill hate him forever if he doesnt
go. and everyone else should go too. and we have a show in bristol at the federated church on the 5th at 6 pm and on the 11th
is the battle of the bands in franklin at 7 or something, i dont really know what time. but go and support your favorite all
chick plus gabe band. ok im done blabbing and im off to either pick my nose or shower..or both. later
3.26.03 hey its hannahford. oooh last
night i went to go see my boyfriends band play, and woah. woah woah woah. they were really good. and it just confirmed
to me guy+guitar=super hot. it was hard trying to restrain myself. oh baby, i took about six billion pictures so that'll be
nice. i seriously need to work on my little fetish here. i don't know what it is though its just when you give
a really cute guy a guitar and he's really good at it and oh i'm gone i'm wasted. so hot so hot. so if you were ever wondering
how to be atractive, put on a kind of tightish tee shirt not tight but just snug enough to see the chestal muscles and then
play guitar really LOUD. cause thats pretty much an orgasmic experience. not as good as your basic bass amp but damn. so hott.
so hott.
3.24.03 yeah so i got to go on a field
trip today yay! to the boston museum of fine arts boo! yeah art doesnt do much for me but me and my friend amy played i spy
and since we were looking at impressionist paintings you couldnt really tell what things were from a distance so you had to
point really close and i accidentally touched one of the paintings. no alarms or anything went off which was good. then we
got yelled at by some lady at us for "pointing too close." she was all like "YOU NEED TO BE AT LEAST 8 INCHES AWAY!!!" so
we made fun of her for a while and then got bored. then me and carrie sidwell walked around and got lost and almost didnt
make it back in time to get on the bus. but the good thing is i didnt have to go to school. then i had softball tryouts. they
went pretty well considering im a retard and fell off my skateboard yesterday and tweaked my knee pretty well and it hurts
like a mofo but yeah. i got one of the lowest times for running around the bases. the lowest was 10.4 seconds and i did 11.2
woo hoo! when i went up for my turn my coach was like "ok 5 minutes 28 seconds" and i was like "shit son if i make 10 minutes
ill be happy" but i showed him. and i have two tests to take tomorrow which is gonna suck hannahs left asshole. yes she has
two thats why shes so FULL OF SHIT! hahaha! hmmm oh well thats about all i have to say. oh yeah i have razor burn on my armpits
which blows a double nut let me tell you. just thought id gross you out before i was done talking. heh heh heh.-a hole
3.23.03 I bought
a car I bought a car I bought a car I bought a car I bought a car I bought a car!
yeah so um i bought a car. and it comes home next weekend. and yes it is true
that i can't drive until june, but i'm prepared for when it gets here. cause I BOUGHT A CAR! its a 96 toyota corolla.
oh yeah its a sweet blueish tealish color its kinda sparkly too. its rad and i'm super excited could you tell.
oh yeah alice and i talked to some crrrazy kid online today who claims that alice signed his guest book. but he seemed cool
despite his weird anti pokemon obsession yeah check his bands site though its ummm ummm what is it... oh yeah its
http://up_for_nothing.tripod.com sort of an interesting two guy all american emoholics type deal
goin on there. but i reccomend the checking out of it. ~hannahford
3.21.03 ive come to notice something,
well something ive been noticing for a while. with all the turmoil and war and shit going on this world, im a very self indulged
person. right now, our country is going to war and i have little or no opinion about it. i choose to be uneducated about whats
going on. i change the channel during presidential addresses. i couldnt show you iraq on a map. im a selfish person and because
this isnt affecting me right now, i dont care much. i dont get into the class discussions about whats going on because i dont
know and its my fault. i could do something about it but i dont. i hate going to school because all the kids i go to school
with care more about themselves and their self benifits and i hate it, and im one of those people. except this issue is a
lot bigger than school. its fucking war. two countries are going to war and there will probably be a lot of innocent blood
spilled and for what? land? more power? i dont get the rules of war. or why there are even rules. the thought is so unruly
its disgusting and yet its all around us. what the fuck is wrong with people? it has been said that humans are the smartest
race but you dont see peguins killing each other over nuclear weapons. gorillas dont murder each others family over oil. why
does our species have to be so fucked up and complicated? nobody really knows the meaning of life but ill give anything that
its not meant to kill each other. if we were put on this earth for a reason it wouldnt be to get rid of each other. and so
i think about these things and how stupid humans are and i go back to my world and shut off everything that is going on. sometimes
i really think im a bad person for that. im part of this country and whether i like it or not, im part of this war, and yet
i still dont care. how awful is that? there are hundreds of thousands of men and women leaving their homes to protect me and
what do i do in return? shut them out? change the channel? i guess im just another stupid lowlife kid who doesnt give a shit
about what really matters. for once in my life, i am a stereotype.- alice
oh yeah, happy birthday mara, if you ever read this
3.20.03....love mark, absolutely love
mark hes such a little darling.THEGETUP182: yes of course hannah the love of my life anything you say
next weekend will be perfect to spend with you hes such a little sweetheart. ahhhh sigh sigh
~hannahford
3.18.03 just so you all know it is a
very unwise to eat a shit load of barbeque potato chips then decide that you must burn the calories off! this will make you
sickish as i am now and my tongue and my roof of my mouth hurt from all the salt blech. bad bad bad idea. must stop eating
shit like this. bad bad bad for track. hey at least i made an attempt to work it off. if i were you and you decide to eat
shit load of anything i would wait a little bit before running your ass off. just a little pointer from hannah.
3.17.03 top o the mornin ta ya'! except
its 10:00 at night. Happy Saint Patricks Day. and happy hannah's one year anniversary day! yeah! woo hoo and happy alice took
her driving test today day! yippie i kai eh its a super fun day.!~hnnh
3.14.03 a-hole here, today sucked. this
week sucked. hannah has to work tonight so im gonna be alone with her parents which is gonna suck. unless i find someone er
i mean something to do. but most of my friends are too cool to hang out with me so ill probably be shit outta luck. balls.
im gonna give a big "fuck off" to life and everything in it right now. i would like to know when life turned for the shitter
when things used to be so good and i was always happy. lately ive been grumpy or sad for no reason. well i know why im sad
but i wont say why, its between me and someone so youll just have to deal with it. oh well. life sucks get a helmet blah blah
blah
3.13.03 hey its alice and hannahford,
yeah well marks a fucking dick hole. first he forgets about our show then we need sexual favors, and get this he denies us!
then when we ask for mario's house of pleasure number he friggin gives us shop and save's number. asshole. but just so adam
won't get jealous adams a little touch hole too. happy boys? now fuck off or...US! yeah seriously though i don't think you
guys are going to be allowed to watch us lick our nippleys anymore. boo yeah fuckers take that. but hey if you guys lick em'
first then we'll lick em second. thats really gross woah. were dirty girls. dirty bad girls bad bad naughty girls girls who
need a spanking. naw just kidding were perfectly nice and sweet and cute and pristine and not gross. ~the neeplays
3.11.03 hey alice and were dying our
hair and we discovered something cool..we can both lick our own nipples! how rad is that. well we know now that we can at
least make a few bucks now and then when we are starving and have no gas when were on tour. yeah you wanna see it? well thats
too bad unless youre adam or mark or anyone from drive thru records, and we'd still make mark and adam pay us back somehow.
wink wink cough sexual favors cough cough wink wink. dudes its sexy though ugh yeah ugh ugh yeah oooooooh yes ooooooh yes
ugh ugh ugh ooooooooooooooooh alice just farted.~hannahford and aliceaford
3.11.03 my mouth is numb and i cant feel
the left side of my upper lip-i hate dentists
3.11.03 last night sucked. i havent thrown
up since the fourth grade and i thought i was going to break that record last night. so im here feeling sick to my stomach
not knowing what to do or take and im thinking "wheres mommy when i need her??......oh yeah....ireland" so basically
i just go to bed praying i wont get sick because id have to run through the dark trying not to trip over furniture to the
bathroom. oh yeah and today i have to go to the dentists. i hate dentists. i do what they tell me to do to take care of my
teeth and yet i still get cavities. what a crock of shit. yeah so im not going to school today and mark was supposed to come
over and hang out so i wouldnt be bored but i havent gotten ahold of him so looks like that wont be happening for alice (everyone
should be going "awwww" right about now) ok well im done complaining. hopefully i wont come back with the message i need to
get my teeth pulled.-alice
3.9.03 i second the fucking of the youses,
and the loving you BOTH to pieces. you guys rock my world, seriously. i love you and your music. so stop being such pussy
ass bitches. ~hannah
3.8.03 i guess we should feel special
with mark and adam fighting over who gets more attention from us but really im just gonna say "fuck you" to both of them because
we love you both the same and just because i have a closer relationship with mark because i talk to him more doesnt mean i
pay more attention to him. so quit being little assholes and get over it because we think youre both hot and love you to pieces.
so there.-alice
3.7.03 i'm so proud of my little stinky
a-hole alice, she passed drivers ed! yeah! well band practice today so hopefully we won't suck when you ALL see us play because
you are all coming to our shows...right? right. alice moves in for a week on sunday. so that should be rad, but you know it
is a big responisbility owning a pet. i have to feed it and walk it and brush it and give it treats. yeah anyways back
to reality i swear its the ginsing. i gotta go get ready to go snowboarding with the boyfriend. that should be an interesting
experience.... pray for me. zoooooooom ~hannahford
3.06.03 I PASSED DRIVER'S ED TODAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah so i have to wait till my el parentos
get back from ireland, land of lucky charms and boys with sexy accents, to get my license. so yeah we have a two shows coming
up that i know of. wednesday march 12th at hannahs school and the friday april 11th at the franklin high school for a battle
of the bands. everyone go to the battle of the bands. WE NEED SUPPORT! but yeah um i dont have much else to say so im out
like a boner in sweat pants.
3.5.03 hey hey hey its magic. hey i got
a big suprise for all you peoples when you see me! hahaha nope i can't tell ya'll about yet. alice knows but thats tit. ha
ha tit. my vacations almost over thats sad but oh well. i'm in a wicked good mood. my mom and i went shopping and she
bought me these herbal medicine pills and are supposed to eliminate stress and give you energy and man do they work i'm like
a friggin telly tubby i'm all happy and shiznat and i keep running around and being all goofy and stuff. eeeeeiiiieeeeeeehaaa
alrighty bye bye yo.~hannahford bananaford shmananoford cabanaford dedanoford!
ha ha h
3.4.03 breathe
3.3.03 ok hannahs a retard for believing
mark. if theres anything i learned in life is to not believe anything that kid says. he tried pulling that with me and i knew
he was lying. he hadnt even heard of the show until i told him. but he might be going with us so thatll be rad. today was
so long. first day back from vacation. but drivers ed ends this week yay. but i wont be able to take my test for another two
weeks because my parents are going to ireland friday, without me, i know it was so nice of them, and im going between my house
and hannahs for that whole week. so even though id be eligible, i wouldnt be able to get it. dammit all to hell. yeah and
so i have a test on hamlet in english tomorrow, a test on genetics in college bio wednesday, a test on the last two chapters
in the drivers ed book tomorrow, the manual test wednesday, and then the final test thursday, and then a vocab test in english
friday. ill be tested up the hoo haw by the time the week is over. yeah im done complaining for now.- sexiest bass player
in new hampton
ADAM IS THE SEXIEST MOST AWESOMEST GUITAR
PLAYER IN THE WORLD. HE SMELLS SUPER GOOD, AND LOOKS EVEN BETTER. WHAT A HUNK. OOOH BABY, OOOH BABY UGH YEAH ADAM ROCKS
MY WORLD.
too bad he smokes the totem pole
3.2.03 marks a little cock smoocher. i was
all excited and i told him about how alice and gabe and i are going to go see newfound glory and good charlotte in april and
he was all "yeah i know i'm going too except get this i have backstage passes." and i was all "dude no way you suck." and
he was all "yeah....friggin...i know." and so i was all "hey if you see them backstage will you get us an autograph." and
then he was all "for you guys no way, i don't think so..... yeah i guess so ok." and i was all "ask jordan if he remembers
signing our pizza box." and he was all "well thats gonna be hard" and i was all "why" and he was all "well cause we don't
actually have the passes" and i was all "you suck you bastard!" once again i fell for it. i'm so friggin gullible mark
convinced alice and i that his last name was barker that he had opened for blink on warped tour that he has pictures of him
and all this other shit. i need to work on that whole being gullible thing.~hannahford
3.2.03 snow is fun. i went out with my mom,
rod, and my dogs and we brought this little junky piece of plastic sled and made the dogs pull us and we went sledding down
the huge hill and made our dogs pull us and it was tons o' fun. almost got hit by a plow truck..that wasnt fun. neither was
walking back up the hill. oh well.-a hole
3.2.03 ohhh my virgin ears, mark! or is that
eyes because i read it? oh yeah check out pics of skanky gabester... ~hannahford
3.1.03 ok i was just kidding
about the walnuts thing, but if you saw mark and you did have walnuts handy, feel free to throw them at him because itd just
be funny. although id be a little suspicious on why someone would be walking around with walnuts anyway. oh yeah and marks
not a slut but hes a regular casanova: THEGETUP182: i fukt her good so
lets all wish him happy hunting for his next catch of the day.- alice
3.1.03 marks a slut. everybody
should throw walnuts at him.hahaha- alice
2.28.03 yeah well hey its hannahford we had
practice today. and it was cool we wrote a new song its awesome you all will love it. yeah and if licking alice's pics
and shoving them down my pants makes me an asshole, then well i guess i am. but it was fun and i'm not dead yet so. no regrets.
~hannahford p.s. gabe has a section of his wallet market condom pocket hahaha what a pimple. yo
2.27.03 yeah hannah is the biggest asshole
in the world. she gets me a pack of purple fender extra heavy pics from daddys the other day so im like "sweet these ones
will last me more than a week" and so were sitting around yesterday and she picks up the pack and she starts taking out different
pics and she starts licking them. then she puts one up her nose and then one down the back of her pants in her ass crack and
puts them all in the pack again and shakes them up so i dont know which one is which. let me just tell you she is lucky to
be alive right now.
2.27.03 hey its hannahford, yeah well we have
been practicing a bunch lately and we got some new stuff for you shits out there. you'll like it i think.
2.25.03 hey kids its alice and im typing with
one hand so you know what that means oooooh baby eating a grilled cheese sandwich oh yeeeeeeeah! haha today i woke up at ten
of 7 so i could go to my driving time at 8 with mr hall. 8-12 bah but im all done all i need is to pass the test and i can
drive. so what im basically saying is i wont be driving for a while. so sunday night we had a band sleepover minus nicole
so it was basically me hannah and gabe staying up till two in the morning watching disney movies and talking about weird stuff.
so after about the eigth time of hannah saying "ok we need a new band name" im just like "what about forget the day" a few
seconds of silence and hannah finally says "alice i could kiss you!" so im thinking ok so i guess its a good name, and then
gabe humps my name so im guessing he liked it too so i think that might be our new name, im not sure yet, we havent made any
final decisions but if you think its a bad idea or think you could come up with anything different let one of us know.
ok well i dont have much more to say than that so im pulling out like a fool without a condom
2.24.03 We started out with a plan to practrice
but after we came up with the idea of renting Disney Movies that all just whent down the shitter. so we spent ther rest of
our "band" time doing jack ass shit. And as of the nature of out practicle joking selves i awoke to find myself surrounded
by thongs and bra's of the satin type. With hannah and alice standing over me with the camera. Oh yeah and before that
we stuck forigne objects up our nasal cavities. And then there was the 1955 buick. Witch come complete with a Vintage
set of Whity Tidys stuffed under the passenger seat. It took a lot of tuuging but Hannah finally pulled the Spugafied Utrow
from its sacred hiding spot. Never again will i look apon that car with the same respect. ~the gabe-a-nator
2.20.02 aieeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhh shah mah
shah shah.
~hannahford
2.18.03 ok today sucked my left nut..if i
had one.today like everyone had school off excpet my school and hannah had said that if we dont have school we should practice,
so i asked my mom if i could stay home anyway and shes like yeah but then shes like "dont you have drivers ed?" and im like
"yeah" "how many classes have you skipped" "none" "so you could miss one?" and im like sweet i get to stay home today but
then my mom woke me up at 8 30 ( we had a two hour delay) and told me to get up, so i was grumbling and it turned out drivers
ed was cancelled anyway and then on the busride home i had to go pee so badly i dont think ive ever had to go so badly, and
the driver went like 10 the whole way home and hit every single bump possible...i didnt think i could make it. ok im done
grumbling
2.16.03 HELLO! well its hannah and i have
to go to work in about fifteen minutes but oh well. i'm wicked tired because yesterday my mom and my aunt and i went to NYC
for that peace rally. i had to get up at three so we could meet up with the bus that was going. there were a million
people there though it was rad. by law we were only allowed to take up half the sidewalk and we couldn't be in the street,
but we ended up marching down the streets and taking up the entire things it was cool. there were a lot of riot police
and there were cars stuck within the packs of people. but it was cool. there were a lot of old hippies there too.
i made a sign that said "support your local punk bands" and then on the bottom it said "oh yeah and peace too." and on the
back i put the website. ha ha pays to advertise. it was pretty cool though. i didn't really get into the whole chanting
thing when people were yelling "who's street? our street." i just kind of ignored that one. but this was my first trip to
NYC and i didn't even get to go into the shoe stores. ahhhhh the beautiful shoe stores. in case you didn't know i have
52 different pairs of shoes and i need more. its like a disease. well happy valentine's day late! ~hannahford
2.14.03 a-hole once again, ahh finally friday.
and valentines day. it was pretty good. the fun actually started after most of the day was over. my aunts birthday is today
so we went up for a family shindig. now its tradition that my grandpa always gets sloshed off his noggin from jim beam at
our gatherings but tonight he was especially drunk. my mom had made these chocolate ice ceam frozen dessert things and they
were really good but they were frozen so they were rock hard. so my grandpa is holding the chocolate thing in his hand trying
to bite it, he just got new dentures a few days ago so hes having a hard time, and hes got chocolate and ice cream all over
his face and it was just the funniest thing ive seen in a long time. and then after he was done eating, his face was covered
in chocolate and hes trying to be serious telling this story. everytime i look at him i busrt out laughing and my mom is trying
to hush me up while laughing at the same time. oh and my little cousin sarah, shes like 12, in the 6th grade got a HAND MADE
valentine from this kid named Zach so my grandpa and i were interrogating her trying to find out more. now the kids handwriting
was the usual chickenscratch of a young male and my grandpa was trying to read it and hes like "whats his name? zulch??" and
so he was teasing my cousin about it and shes like 'no his name is sach" and hes like 'what, do you call him zulchy?" so we
went on asking her questions and calling him zulchy and it was just a lot of fun. so all in all i had a good valentines day,
even though i didnt have a valentine of my own.
2.13.03. a-hole here, or the sexiest bassist
alive, today was alright. its thursday which means tomorrows friday which means the week will be over and then next week is
winter carnival woohoo!!!! im signed up for like 5 events ,two of which i actually did sign up for, volleyball and music trivia
but im also signed up for dodgeball, basketball, and crab soccer, and when i first saw that im like "do they want us to lose
THAT badly??" so im not gonna show up for crab soccer because itll just be embarrassing but basketball im gonna show
up and i mean show up. wear the converse and long socks and sweatbands..oh yeah, if im gonna make an ass of myself, im doing
it with style. yeah so anyways, tomorrows valentines day, i dont dislike or like that day, i nothing it. and im not gonna
be all mopey cause i dont have a valentine (if anyone wants to be mine feel free...pleeeease!!) but whatever. so im
not expecting anything out of the ordinary to happen, just another boring sunday...or friday i mean. but yeah i have a geometry
test tomorrow and i dont know what the fuck im doing, like usual, so im not gonna worry about it. ok so i have to pee so catch
yous guys on the flip sides yo...damn id make a bad homie.
2.10.03 well today sucked real bad. stuff
is going on in my life that i dont know how to deal with and i cant ask anyone for help because there would be no one to help
me. im not gonna get into it because its super personal and i dont know who i can trust with it but other than that things
are just peachy....except for me getting sick.yes im getting a cold. but today in gym, i was playing volleyball,like always,
and i had the perfect spike which made me feel better. but on a happier note i did say id write something for my friend mark
so here goes...Mark- thanks for being there for me, even though i didnt think we were that close im really starting to now,
you have no idea what it means to have a good friend i can count on and trust and you are one of those people, the very few
people i have, so thank you soooooo much. please know you can come to me for anything no matter what it is, ill always be
there to listen or help out. ill probably be needing an good ear or something with the stuff thats happening so brace yourself
if youre up to the job, if not, thats ok too.so thanks again.
2.7.03 where the hell is alice she is late
late late. and we are going to be late late late for the dance but thats okay because its always good to make an entrance.
well i'm all decked out for punk slut day so hopefully my escort alice will be too. will post pics later. have a pleasurable
evening youins. ~hannahford
2.6.03 tomorrow there is a dance at my school
which smelly and i will be attending. so of course that makes it a party! we have decided that it will be punk slut
day so get ready people. we will post some pictures of the awesome event later. its gonna be cool. we have
also decided that we are going to go toga style to my school's semi formal in may. woo hoo! its gonna kick arse. alrighty
well i'll smell you later i have to go make some more awesome bracelets. ~hannahford
2.5.03 happy 16th birthday rachel!
2.5.03 yes hannah is right,being in a punk
band does mean hot punk boys but that also means you only get to be friends with the hot punk boys while they go off liking
some preppy chick in an abercrombie sweatshirt. whats the deal yo? guys want girls with a good sense of humor and has the
same interests and stuff so why dont punk girls go for punk guys? in a nut shell im complaining about why the fuck im still
single!?!?
2.4.03 SNOWDAY!!!!!!!!!!!! woo hoo y'all are
in school and i'm at home! you guys need to email us some band names because we can't think of anything we really need your
help something that works for a band with mostly girls but one darling little chap gabe okay punkgirls_smellfunny182@yahoo.com email us!
oh and be on the lookout for big fat nasty
girls who think they are the coolest things ever. you know the ones, the ones who dress all skanky and think that every
guy wants them but nobody does because they have an ass the size of texas and a huge fucking thong shoved up there too which
happens to stick out the top of their nasty sweatpants which say hottie right across their fat cans. we have a little
code word for those girls we call them "lucious" its like a nickname for them because usually gross girls like that have names
like candy, trixie, angel etc. etc. and lucious is just about the best gross fat chick name. i saw one today and it made me
dry heave and then i thought i would tell all of you about it so you could start spreading out the little code word "lucious"
cause its pretty funny if you think about it. there seem to be a lot of lucious wannabes at franklin high school. hmmmm
~hannahford
2.3.03 hey again its hannahford, all you all
who are in adam's fan club you guys seriously screwed him up, i think it went to his head. his im profile is something
like thank you to all my fans i love you guys! ha ha ha thats okay though because he did dedicate a song to me on saturday
night and that made my week. Probably the best part of being a chick in a punk band, now alice can back me up on this
one is that you get to hang out and be friends with super hott wicked funny other punk guys who happen it be in other bands,
and its rad cause they are awesome. ahhh i love the punk boys. anyways smell ya later~hannahford
2.1.03 well hannah beat me to it but yeah
i got home a while ago from our show and it definitely was rad. our originals were way better. side one did really weel, they
messed up a few times but it still sounded great. hannah crimped my hair and i look like a fraggle cause its all poofy and
purple...sick dude sick. well i cant say much else about tonight cause hannah already did so uhh yeah later
2.1.03 HEY! i just got home after our show,
which kicked some major ass, or well "stuff" as adam would say. we played great, our originals were definitely a hell
of a lot better than our covers. but Wicker basket the "drum god" was absolutely incredible, and just so all you single ladies
out there know, he is super hott and funny, and nice too. we gotta do something to pay him back for helping us out at
the show so we might as well try to find him a date. oh but maybe he has a girlfriend. if so please don't beat me up. anyways
the other bands rocked. Side One was great, they were so rad. and they played my song of the week "keep your pants on"
i love that song it is their best ever. and yes adam we are all members of your fan club, but don't let it get to your head....
either one of them you sick fuck. and auroracle sooooo fine! awesome bombtrack was fantastic. T.J had the best
show he has ever had, it totally kicked ass. Unfortunately Boy Named Pip couldn't come but we do want to say HAPPY HAPPY
BIRTHDAY DAVESTER! WE LOVE YOU! because today is our precious little davester's birthday. well all in all it was a rad
day, oooh i curled my hair for the show and i dyed it "raspberry" and we all looked soooooooo hot! yeah, it was great.
I gotta go to bed now and get some sleep, so i can go to work manana and earn my living. oh yeah and way to go Nicole you
are the best this was her first show and she was unbelievable. and Gabe my sveeedish geeetahhhh playyhhhherrrr. shou
are zeee mahhhnn. i promise not to let out your little secret guitar playing smooth move. ha ha ha goodnight ya'll ~hannahford
1.30.03 yeah todays thursday which means tomorrows
friday which means the week is almost over which means the show is almost here. the show? what show? the one at BRISTOL
FEDERATED CHURCH at 6:00 on SATURDAY THE 1ST??? oh why yes thats the show. tomorrow tithead jenny and i are sleeping over hannahs which will be fun cause ill
get to redo my hair because a lot of the purple is fading. now its time to talk about my famous friend neil. neil is
in a band called led by last who are incredibly good and theyre from illinois or iowa, i forget which, so i downloaded their
songs, and they were REALLY good so i emailed him saying "hey youre good i love you marry me" well not the marry me part,
but he wrote back so i wrote him back and guess what? he wrote back again, so im like" this guy is the shit" because hes wasting
his time talking to some loser punk from who knows where new hampshire. so ive talked to him once online but i definitely
recommend everyone go to either ledbylast.com or mp3.com to get some or all of their songs because theyre really good. well
thats enough for today, ive bored you enough, but remember to come to our show because itll be really good.
1.26.03 well hannah can smoke my totempole
cause ive been to three by myself, kids fest which you finally came after the thing was over for like 3 hours, the one in
december, and the one you went to for like an hour with john so basically i was by myself and then left me for two hours so
hannah...heres a spoon, you know what to do.-alice
1.something.03 yeah i just want you all to
know that alice hasn't gone to those concerts by herself all that often. She went to ONE by herself and i was there
for all the rest so she can just smoke the totempole.~hannah
1.25.03 hey its alice and i just got home
from hannahs. last night we went to see our good friends Side One play at this concert thing at their lovely franklin school
(blah) and good lord they were good. ive been to basically all of their shows from their first one to their last one last
night and its amazing how much theyve improved. its almost like im a parent watching them grow up, i was there when they were
the newtons (which they will always be to me) and now to side one and cheered them on(usually by myself which is scary cause
i dont like franklin people and they dont seem to like me) but last night they were so was incredible, it was their best yet,
it was so exciting just to see them up there playing oh man im getting teary eyed just thinking about it. so it was definitely
an exciting night because i love all of them even though they are goofy bastards. we also got in the middle of some love triangle
between hannahs friend lindsay, lance the drummer for side one, and lance's ex girlfriend who is the most disgustingly scary
critter i have ever seen. i nick named her "skankenstein" because shes dirty, slutty , and wicked scary looking. like one
of those horror movie killer goblin type deals. any way skankenstein kissed lance and i saw it, told lindsay and lindsay's
friend and i offered to do a little tapdance on skankensteins face but we just ahd a little chat with lance. afterwards, hannah,
nicole (our new drummer) and i were walking out and nicole just looked over at skany mc nasty and she totally flipped out
on nicole saying 'dont you fucking look at me!!" blah blah so yeah it was interesting. all in all it was wicked fun and we
made some friends, we dont know their names but we talked to them and it was cool, they said theyd come see our show FEBRUARY 1ST 6 00 BRISTOL FEDERATED CHURCH yeah with side one,auroracle,human flaw, and a guest
band coming all the way from amherst mass called a boy named pip so it should be a great show. alright i really need to take
a shower. oh and check out a band called Led by Last, they are super good, and i emailed them and neil the guitarist emailed
me back so its so rad! i have a famous friend woohoo! ok now im really going.
1.20.03 well hey its hannah, aparently some
youngin's have been visiting our website so we may have to eliminate most of it because it is too offensive. Either
that or put a huge disclamer on the opening page. That might be better well i'm off to work on that. Oh yeah hey we
got a new drummer her name is Nicole and she is wicked cool. I'll write more later. ~hannahford
1.18.03 ok so today went alright. i successfully
avoided the stalker by some master manuvering around peter cate and i got to sit next to a kid who was pretty hot and we had
a jolly good time making fun of the conductor. other than that today eats my ass. im in such a bad mood. i hate it how
you work your ass off to something good for someone and then all they can do is think of themselves no matter what youve done.
these are the kind of people that sometimes make me feel like being nice and considerate and doing things for others is a
BIG FUCKING WASTE OF TIME!
1.17.03. what up this is alice. ok so yeah
its like 9 35 and im really tired. i had to play at a stupid pep band game at my school. the music is stupid, the sport is
stupid, the people are stupid, and there werent any hot guys so i was mad. tomorrow, im playing my saxamaphone in the lakes
region music festival and im a little nervous because last year there was this like 400 pound kid who sat next to me and stalked
me the whole time. his friend said he was thinking of asking me out. ahh! he was so freakin annoying i thought i was going
to shoot him.plus he was all sweaty and his rolls were sweaty and it was utterly disgusting. THEN (this is the worst part)
they take pictures and sell them afterwards and he got one of me and him playing in it and hes like "this is the only one
of me in it and its good youre in it too so i can remember you for nexk year" HOLY SHIT!!! i wouldnt have minded it if he
were a hot blue haired isirh punk with a lip ring but i mean come on, baby huey was stalking me. well i have to get up at
like 5 30 tomorrow so i think ill be going to bed. night
1.10.03 hey its alice, i just had my first
REAL bass lesson (the one i got from mark doesnt count, i didnt learn much) i dont know if i want to keep up with it but i
will for now since it was a christmas present. school was blah, i took a science test today and people said it was hard and
i found it somewhat easy so i felt a little smart. and yes my hair is purple as hannah said. its rad i love it, but nothing
will ever be as good as the pink. drivers ed sucks weiner let me tell you. it is so boring, but once i get to drive itll be
all worth it. my mom scared me when i came home, cause i guess i left my aol i/m on which is MxPxbasschick182 people talk
to me please, and my friends mark and dave i guess had been talking to me and my moms like "i was thinking of scaring them,
saying something really weird" but she didnt. well i have nothing else of interest to say so im gonna go pick my nose or something.
1.8.02 Alice just left my house, she stopped
by to pick up her bass and guess what...her hair is bright purple. It looks cool. Not just kind of lightish oh hey maybe
her hair is a little big purpley its like WOAH her hair is PURPLE. it looks good though. We may have a new band
member.. a new guitarist we'll let ya know later on about that. We are still desperately seeking a girl drummer.
even if you do not play drums but you think you might want to, or have heard us and just want to be a part of the magic ha
ha you should learn to play. throw yourself into it it will be fun. we desperately need you so let us know. SOON! anyway.
if any of you have any ideas about songs you want us to play e mail us becuase we have no clue what to play on Feb. 1st so
yeah help us out Yo. ~hannahford
1.6.02 No school for me! yippie! So i'm all
alone at home and i'm bored. maybe I should practice my drums but nahhh. Screw it. Well it turns out that
alice was just late the other day because her brother ran over a mail box or something and then she had to shovel snow. But
hey thats cool. My parents had a party thingie last night and we had a fun time. we went sledding down the side walk
in our big toboggan. It was cool, then alice threw me into some snowbanks it was super fun but then my butt got really cold
so we went inside and played FRESH PRODUCE the best song ever written, we are hardcore death metal geniuses. ha ha ha don't
worry all you people who hate death metal because we do too but this song just kind of makes fun of it all so its cool. alright
i'm going to go and do some laundry so i don't smell when i go to school tomorrow. ~hannahford
1.4.03 ahhh sigh...snow! so much snow! i can't
wait to go snowboarding!!!!!!!!!!! alice is coming over today. she called to say that she was leaving her house at 11:30 and
now it is 1:30 there is no answer at her house and i'm getting kind of worried because she only lives 20 minutes away.
i hope my little a-hole is okay.... oh well i'm not going to worry too much, but i seriously can't help it because i'm
pretty much the Mom of the group so yeah. I'm going to go have some mushroom soup. ~hannahford
hello again. its 1.2.03 and my bandmates had
school today. ha ha ha. i'm home now after a long day of babysitting the coolest kids on earth. it was fun. so anyways yeah
tomorrow we were going to go see the nitwits i mean Side One play in skanklin but it was cancelled so back to the kitchen
i go.(work) yeah well about A boy named penis i mean Pip, they will most likely be playing in February but check out their
website its http://pipdidyourmom.tripod.com also playing in February will be Scattered. they are absolutely incredible they are from MA also check out their website
http://www.scatteredrock.com you have to hear their songs on Mp3.com their song Nobody Else gave me goosebumps. you gotta hear it! alright enough of the
plugging other bands. Nobody's Girlfriend got our first P.A. system this week it is so rad. alrighty smell you stinky little
chillens' lataz
1.1.03 whoa kids its 2003.
it doesnt feel any different. oh its alice by the way. last night was incredibly boring. i had no computer, nothing good on
tv, and no friends. i sat around with my parents until they yelled at me to go away because i was being a "downer". whatever
new years is overrated anyway. its not like anything changed besides the date. anyway, we just got a pa system and weve been
playing with it and its *ugh* orgasmic. i spent most of my day lugging furniture and stuff from my parents store to my house
where their new office will be. not fun. but now me and hannahford are talking to some of the guys from a boy named penis,
i mean pip, and trying to get them to come up and play. we have no idea what they sound like but their a new band that we
want to check out. ok im done. im out like a fool with out a condom.
12.31.02~hey its hannah again yeah so yesterday
and today we had a marathon band practice. and we accomplished.....nothing. well not actually we did write a new
song. It is called aha. like "aha there are my pants." that type of thing. we took some pictures and goofed around.
then alice called mark and was all "shut up you guys i'm on the phone..." so jenn and i went to the grocery store and bought
us some chubbys. they are little mini sodas with gross flavors like banana and bubble gum and cottan candy. Then we
got some pudding, yumm pudding. then we went to the movie store and got a couple movies and some dots. we ate all the dots
except for the gross yellow and green ones and then put those (some of them were half chewed and all spitty) back in the box
for our darling bass player alice. she was ripped. it was funny. then we goofed around and watched some movies and at about
12 we went on aim and chatted with our pal the metal panda who probably thinks we are complete whackos now (if he didn't already)
because we kept being the gross dirty perverted girls we are. anyway smell ya later. ooh check out the new bio's section.
~hannahford
hey there kids, its hannah again. Well punk slut day
was a success. We went to the mall and bummed around for a while and we got quite a few weird looks and even a few check
outs yeahhhhh. Then we went to see Lord Of the Rings which was awesome except blabby mc big mouth alice wouldn't friggin shut
up. All she did was talk and keep telling me how awesome the books are. But hey it was still good. Then
we went back to the mall and alice got a cool prisoner style sweater it was rad. Then off to McDonalds at about 9 thirty for
some din din. We chatted with the kid working there and it was quite obvious that he thought we were wicked hott. He
gave us extra granola in our parfaits! sweet deal. GAME ON! The only downside of Punk Slut day was that Jenn had an indoor
field hockey game and could not participate. But since Punk Slut Day was such a success we have decided to make it a
monthly thing so hopefully all three of us will be able to join in the fun next month. Smell ya later. ~hannahford
well hello there kids, its alice, yes im actually
writing. today hannah and i are dressed up as punk sluts and we feel rad. were going to the mall to go boyfriend shopping,
not shopping for presents for our boyfriends, but shopping for boyfriends.kind of. but yes, its true, we look hot. were
also going to a meeting for our next show at the bristol federated church on February 1st at 600. i expect everyone
who reads this to be here. please, no stalkers, even though we are smokin hot, we dont want trouble, bub. well we gotta skiddadle
(leave) were late for our meeting. so dont do anything we would do, or go ahead cause its fun anyway.
alice and hannahford
12.18.02~ Hey kids its hannah again since
my loser band mates don't seem to take an interest in our band chronicles, but thats alright. My mom is having the Elementary
School Staff Christmas party here at my house it is pretty scary. Most of them know me but I think some of them were
a little bit suprised to see a short pink haired girl wearing pajamas pants and a dirty tee shirt come into their party
and eat a couple pigs in a blanket. yum. Yeah so our shows are coming up i heard a rumor that the one in Skanklin is
going to have a couple radio stations at it. I guess its battle of the bands or something. Sweet Deal. I had a
drum lesson today and I learned half note triplets if you cared, its wicked cool.
alrighty y'all bye
12.15.02-hey its hannah, we had band practice today after
i got out of work. It was at my house, and it was kind of dumb. We tried to write a new song, but we were all kind
of stupid so it didn't really work out. We have a title though...its called Is It Tomorrow Yet. Alice wanted to call
it I Hate Today, but she was out voted by jenn and i.WOOOOO HOO! Jenn gave me a sweet christmas present. It was lip gloss
stuff, and one of them smelled just like the hair of those scented my little pony toys which jenn used to have about 64 billion
of. So thats rad. It Christmas is in 10 days and I'm wicked excited. I'm a hick and I say wicked all the time...but
hey at least I'm not from Franklin. later master bater!
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