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Name: Alice
Age:18
Birthday: October 9th, 1986
Hair Color...this week: blonde
Nicknames:  Woogie,  A-hole, Snack Attack
Favorite Food:cold pizza, cheesecake, peanut butter and fluff sandwiches, diet coke
Favorite Movie: Mallrats, Fievel Goes West, Dumb and Dumber,Dogma, Empire Strikes Back, Urethra Chronicles, Animal House,  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I, II, III, , S.L.C. Punk, the Shawshank Redemption, Toy Story 2, So I Married An Ax Murderer
Favorite Band: mine
Favorite Song: Wasting Time-Blink 182
Favorite CD: Cheshire Cat- Blink 182, Dude Ranch-Blink 182, Nothing Gold Can Stay- NFG, Anywhere But Here- The Ataris, Land Of the Free?- Pennywise, Last Stop Suburbia- Allister, Self Titled- Fenix Tx, Good Mourning-Alkaline Trio, Oz Factor-Unwritten Law, Milo Goes To College-The Descendents, The Process of Belief-Bad Religion, Very Proud of Ya-A.F.I., Sing Loud, Sing Proud-Dropkick Murphys,  Drunken Lullabies- Flogging Molly, Hopeless Romantic- The Bouncing Souls, The War on Errorism-NOFX, Punk In Drublic-NOFX, Self Titled-Face to Face, Self titled-Operation Ivy
Favorite NGF Song: Front Row
Favorite Quote:"There's something grand about being nothing, there's something lame about being grand"-NOFX
"Every fault, every flaw, your picture's still on my wall. There's not a thing about you that I would change. Say good night, say good bye I think of you and I'm high. I know some day you'll be doing the same"- Fenix Tx
"I'm just a fucking geek in love with you"- The Ataris
"And eternity, my friend, is a long fucking time"-Bad Religion
 This world's an ugly place but you're so beautiful to me"-Blink
""Another thing that pissed me off, talkin' about who started punk rock music. Was it Sex Pistols in England? Was it the Ramones in the Velvet Underground in New York? 'It was the Ramones!' 'It was the Sex Pistols!' Raahh! Who cares who started it?! It's music. I don't know who started it, and I don't give a shit. The one thing I do know is that we did it harder, we did it faster, and we definitely did it with more love, baby. You can't take that away from us."-Stevo,S.L.C. Punk
"Well, you know, like, I don't really give a fuck what the general public thinks"-Sid Vicious
Influences: Mark Donovan, Mark Hoppus,  any band I listen to a lot, my broface for getting me into punk rock
Favorite Color: Pink and Purple
Marital Status:  Mmm delicious...
Shoe size:10...friggin sasquatch
Height: 5'9"
Favorite Cat: Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes
Place most wanted to get pierced: lip, eyebrow
Tattoo if she had one: The word "shotgun" on the innerside of my left forearm, stars around my wrists, or a whole outfit so I don't have to wear clothes anymore
Favorite Guy:  Daniel Striped Tiger, Mikey Bianchi, Mark Donovan, boys who compliment me and give me weird presents they know I'll love
Fetishes/Turn ons/likes: lip rings, irish accents, skateboarders,  (so if youre an irish guy with a lip ring who skateboards...give me a call), eyeliner, guys that smell good, green eyes, pink or any other different colored hair, honest people, bouncy balls, gummy candy, Dan, getting compliments, janine-my bass, lip gloss, tube socks,   Harry Potter, getting email- oliveme182@yahoo.com ,  band shirts, poop jokes,   making a good mixed tape,  11 year old punks *sniff they make me proud* ,  Fraggle Rock (R.I.P), dying my hair...duh,    being tan, Kool-Aid, guys who like me for me and dont want me to change-Fenix Tx quote (again R.I.P),  playing Uno, Monopoly, spearmint gum,  throwing ice cubes at people when theyre in the shower,   Super Nintendo, Super Mario Bros., Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,  Making out, squirt guns,  bands with 300lb guitarists..hehe they make me laugh like Fletcher from Pennywise, when songs say "my darling" or people call me darling, being recognized as "The bassist from that all-girl band",   Canada,  Converse sneakers, nature programs
Things that annoy/ piss me off:  people who talk on cell phones in public places i.e. restaurants, liars, poseurs, bratty kids, people who dont know when to shut up, internet lingo (lol, OMG...), being tickled, when girls sit so that their thong sticks out ewwww,  when my mom asks me what im thinking, avril fucking stupid face lavine, trends,  when i find moldy food in the fridge and my mom cuts off the mold and says its ok to eat, smokers, ferrets, my step dad's driving,  when couples dry hump each other in front of me, 13 year old girls- or girls in general,   when my cat shits in my bathroom, when my step dad falls asleep when were trying to watch tv and starts snoring,  car commercials, talk radio,   when people blow off plans,  really bad comb-overs, people who break promises, friends that let you down, not being able to sleep, baby talk, over-reacters, girls who pluck their eyebrows too thin, when people copy me,  when people say they love each other for going out for a ridiculously short period of time, those stupid pants and shorts that have writing on the ass,   going to the dentist's,  southern accents,   standardized tests,  the obsession with Sponge Bob, PEOPLE WHO CAN'T SPELL!..unless it's like a little kid but high school students and older should know correct grammar and spelling...stoopid bassturds
 
Equipment: Fender Jazz bass (Janine)

Alice is the master basser

Pictures of Alice...let the masturbation begin

punk rock girls are the super coolest